Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Oh this Pains me!

Like most 13 year old girls I had several posters on my wall of those I wished I could be or be with. But there was one teen heartthrob who dominated my room, it wasn't Joe or Jordan from New Kids on the Block, it wasn't Michael J. Fox, no it was none other than Kirk Cameron.

The 41 year old actor Cameron, stated on Piers Morgan tonight that homosexuality was "unnatural" and destructive to civilization. Holy wars are pretty destructive to civilizations as well, the Holocaust was pretty destructive to civilization, if two women or two men want to bang each other in the privacy of their own home or in front of a camera for the enjoyment of mature adults to see, how is that destructive? Call it what you will but if you want to hide behind God and the Bible for your statements, that's fine and dandy in the privacy of your own home too, but as I always say, "don't push your crank on me." There are plenty of Christians who would disagree with Cameron's comments and are smart enough to keep their opinions to themselves.


I wish now I could go back to that room and tear the poster down and maybe put up a few of George Michael or something.

Now Cameron is attempting a bit of damage control appearing on the Today show to promote his new movie Monumental. I don't know, back peddling just is so unattractive, I'm so over you now Kirk. Sadly he's probably raising his 6 kids to be as open minded as him, so the fear mongering will continue.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/03/20/kirk-cameron-today-show/?cnn=yes

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2012/03/kirk-cameron-gay-comments-fox-news-piers-morgan.html

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Momma's Boy

I'm trying to distinguish within myself if calling your mom after being arrested for disorderly crossing of a police line is pathetic or charming when you are George Clooney. Then I decided that basically if you are George Clooney, pretty much everything you do is charming. http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/19/whod-george-clooney-call-after-his-arrest/?hpt=hp_bn7

The actor who will turn 51 in May apparently is never too old to go crying to mommy when things go bad for him, used his one phone call to call his mother Nina, he then paid the $100 fine,was released and will avoid a court appearance.

Clooney along with his father Nick Clooney were protesting outside the Sudanese Emabassy in Washington D.C.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wowza! Can't believe it's been almost a year since I have written something. That's pretty pathetic.

Well since last March, I had to go through the whole job search thing, as my department at my company was being dissolved. So I found a new job with the same company. Got knocked up, had the baby (a boy) and when I go back to work I will be in the same department but my duties will change completely.


So this is my new little one. We like to call him Henson. He's pretty freaking sweet. Additionally can I just say that I wish I could be a baby sometimes...they really do have the life.


And here is child numero uno. He's a pretty good big bro, he's really quite sweet as well. Love being able to spend this extra time with him.

Ok so lets see if I get better at blogging more often...

One can always hope right?

Friday, March 11, 2011

We really are the coolest people in the world...

The following is a gmail chat between me and my bestie...we are cool. Just to refresh your memory any use of a;lskdfjowiejfasdlfkj or anything similar is us laughing.

Spanky: i do lunch at 1230
i'm not doing anything probably
what are you doing?
Sent at 11:10 AM on Wednesday
me:  thinking about being naughty
Spanky:  dang you
i didn't bring money but i'll go w/ you
Sent at 11:15 AM on Wednesday
me:  well i could probably get one for ya
Sent at 11:28 AM on Wednesday
Spanky:  schweet; i'm actually not real hungry, so i'll be a cheap date today
me:  cool yer pretty cheap anyway....
damn homeless vet
Spanky:  a;ldskf
it still cracks me up that Number One was talking to Chauncy right before Chauncy and i met in Dallas a couple springs ago and he said "have fun w/ disabled vet'
me:  ya....like how funny is that, that you sort of eminate homelessness and veteran
Spanky:  veteran?
i do get the homelessness
 me:  i think you know what i mean
 Spanky:  b/c drink so much? b/c i like to shoot guns?
b/c i wish i could have served?
me:  uh...ya
and you like tevas and fanny packs
Spanky:  ;alskdj
me:  and you have scabby knees
and skeeter scars from falling asleep under the bridge all night
Spanky:  so i'm more of like a Lt. Dan veteran
me:  als;kjdfa;lskdfjadf
Spanky:  before he got new legs
me:  well ya that's the vision that comes to mind
cept you have legs
a;lsdfjwoifjsdf
Spanky:  yes, yes i do
;laksjd;f
omg
i want to save this chat
Christ
me:  don't bring him into this again
Spanky:  jebus?

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Things that have begun to annoy the crap outta me at work...

1. People that carry on a conversation right by a door so that you can't really open the door and then you have to walk around them to get out....MOVE!

2. People that carry on a conversation at the end of the escalator, so that you have to perform a ninja move in order to not get sucked up by the escalator when you get off....MOVE!

3. People that, as soon as the elevator doors open try to get on, nevermind that the elevator is full of people trying to get off. Can ya wait a minute and check before you come barging in with your nose in your iPhone....

4. And seen yesterday...People that wear shirts that show their midriff. Seriously Jeans Day doesn't mean Slut Day additionally not everyone wants to see that, I don't care that you are working your boss for a promotion, decency would be nice.

Man I must be getting old.

Monday, February 28, 2011

This Kid That Moved In With Us...

So about nine months ago, this kid named Fletcher decided to come live with us.


This is Fletcher. He came from my womb.


He likes to eat...and get it all over his face.


He also likes to crawl under his bouncy seat, its way more fun than sitting in it.


He liked playing with this cooler until he pinched his fingers...


He also likes getting into Mommy's purse...luckily he's way more into the coffee than he is to getting money out of my wallet. We'll see how long this lasts.


Things he doesn't like...He's not terribly fond of the snow.


But he'll get over it.




I Did It!

I've been thinking about it for weeks. Contemplating it, weighing the pros and cons... and finally I decided it was time. It was time for me to quit Facebook.

I had over 200 "friends" and I had about 50 of them hidden, because they annoyed the ever living crap outta me. Those that I didn't have hidden either never posted or they posted so much they began to fill up my news feed and my actual friends began to annoy me because that was all I saw.

I mean I know your kids are cute but I don't want to read about every trivial cute snicker they make, I know you love your husband but I don't want you going on Facebook every other day to tell me how much you love him and how sweet he is and how much you love your family. Between all that and the constant complaining and people getting into my business I was just done. Not to mention, I was done feeling like a stalker. All I would do is waste time going on Facebook and peer into others peoples lives, in some respects learning things that honestly I don't care to know about some person I haven't even spoken with in real life for over 10 years.

So I'm done with the stalking, I'm done with the time waster, I'm done reading posts about how great your life is and I'm done reading about how shitty your life is. I'm back to being the selfish me, and fill up and entire blog with me....They say Facebook is for self-centered narcissistic people, well I guess its just not big enough for me...