We really are the coolest people in the world...

The following is a gmail chat between me and my bestie...we are cool. Just to refresh your memory any use of a;lskdfjowiejfasdlfkj or anything similar is us laughing.

Spanky: i do lunch at 1230

i'm not doing anything probably

what are you doing?

Sent at 11:10 AM on Wednesday

me:  thinking about being naughty

Spanky:  dang you

i didn't bring money but i'll go w/ you

Sent at 11:15 AM on Wednesday

me:  well i could probably get one for ya

Sent at 11:28 AM on Wednesday

Spanky:  schweet; i'm actually not real hungry, so i'll be a cheap date today

me:  cool yer pretty cheap anyway....

damn homeless vet

Spanky:  a;ldskf

it still cracks me up that Number One was talking to Chauncy right before Chauncy and i met in Dallas a couple springs ago and he said "have fun w/ disabled vet'

me:  ya....like how funny is that, that you sort of eminate homelessness and veteran

Spanky:  veteran?

i do get the homelessness

 me:  i think you know what i mean

 Spanky:  b/c drink so much? b/c i like to shoot guns?

b/c i wish i could have served?

me:  uh...ya

and you like tevas and fanny packs

Spanky:  ;alskdj

me:  and you have scabby knees

and skeeter scars from falling asleep under the bridge all night

Spanky:  so i'm more of like a Lt. Dan veteran

me:  als;kjdfa;lskdfjadf

Spanky:  before he got new legs

me:  well ya that's the vision that comes to mind

cept you have legs

a;lsdfjwoifjsdf

Spanky:  yes, yes i do

;laksjd;f

omg

i want to save this chat

Christ

me:  don't bring him into this again

Spanky:  jebus?

Things that have begun to annoy the crap outta me at work...

1. People that carry on a conversation right by a door so that you can't really open the door and then you have to walk around them to get out....MOVE!

2. People that carry on a conversation at the end of the escalator, so that you have to perform a ninja move in order to not get sucked up by the escalator when you get off....MOVE!

3. People that, as soon as the elevator doors open try to get on, nevermind that the elevator is full of people trying to get off. Can ya wait a minute and check before you come barging in with your nose in your iPhone....

4. And seen yesterday...People that wear shirts that show their midriff. Seriously Jeans Day doesn't mean Slut Day additionally not everyone wants to see that, I don't care that you are working your boss for a promotion, decency would be nice.

Man I must be getting old.