As far as birthday's go this one hasn't exactly been the most memorable, and in fact it really wasn't much different than any other day...except I got some birthday wishes.
The best one was from my Bro AKA Dork or Dumbass :)
Let me pre-empt this all by saying that I absolutely hate texting. It has been the thorn in my side for years. I am not good at it, I don't know all the stupid little acronyms that everyone uses, except for the blatent ones you know lol, bff, UR, rotflol, you know the ones that people also use in email and chat, becuase I do do (I just said doo doo :) ) that. So anyway back on the farm.
The first text came...
Dork: H B D B
Which I think means Happy Birthday Dumb Bitch or Dumb Butt...Or maybe he forgot that Birthday was one word so it could be Happy Birthday Bitch. To which I reply...
Me: Uh...Thanks!
Dork: U W
Ok this one I have no idea what it means. I figure the "U" is You but after that I'm stumped. In my head I'm thinking "Wow he must know a bunch of stupid shortcuts, how much does he text for him to know all these shortcuts"
To which I reply: What r u a 13 yo girl? I don't know what that means...
Dork: U Welcome
Me: Dork
Dork: Dork? U r the 1 that did not get it
Me: Whatev yer the 1 who obviously spends too much time texting to know all the obscure shortcuts.
Dork: I j m t u
lol
I just make them up
Me: Rotflol. Why am i not surprised. Timanese text :)
Seriously I can't make this stuff up.
So basically my brother is literally making up his own text messaging language. And anyone who dares text him must either be on his wavelength or epitomize the very existence of Sherlock Holmes. I don't know who he thinks he is that he just pull this crap off, but it gave me a laugh.
Monday, April 27, 2009
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