We really are the coolest people in the world...

The following is a gmail chat between me and my bestie...we are cool. Just to refresh your memory any use of a;lskdfjowiejfasdlfkj or anything similar is us laughing.

Spanky: i do lunch at 1230

i'm not doing anything probably

what are you doing?

Sent at 11:10 AM on Wednesday

me:  thinking about being naughty

Spanky:  dang you

i didn't bring money but i'll go w/ you

Sent at 11:15 AM on Wednesday

me:  well i could probably get one for ya

Sent at 11:28 AM on Wednesday

Spanky:  schweet; i'm actually not real hungry, so i'll be a cheap date today

me:  cool yer pretty cheap anyway....

damn homeless vet

Spanky:  a;ldskf

it still cracks me up that Number One was talking to Chauncy right before Chauncy and i met in Dallas a couple springs ago and he said "have fun w/ disabled vet'

me:  ya....like how funny is that, that you sort of eminate homelessness and veteran

Spanky:  veteran?

i do get the homelessness

 me:  i think you know what i mean

 Spanky:  b/c drink so much? b/c i like to shoot guns?

b/c i wish i could have served?

me:  uh...ya

and you like tevas and fanny packs

Spanky:  ;alskdj

me:  and you have scabby knees

and skeeter scars from falling asleep under the bridge all night

Spanky:  so i'm more of like a Lt. Dan veteran

me:  als;kjdfa;lskdfjadf

Spanky:  before he got new legs

me:  well ya that's the vision that comes to mind

cept you have legs

a;lsdfjwoifjsdf

Spanky:  yes, yes i do

;laksjd;f

omg

i want to save this chat

Christ

me:  don't bring him into this again

Spanky:  jebus?