It's ok if you steal a car, if it's from a zombie...

Mr. Vasey and I were given these totally cool watches.

Kinda like magical watches, they would do anything we wanted. But they kinda looked like those calculator watches from my childhood.


Well, we took these watches and decided to get some food....at a strip club. I guess they were having one of those all you can eat buffet's. Once we got to the strip club, this is where all hell breaks loose. Someone had gotten infected with, not the H1N1, but with zombie. So I had to use my super special watch to kill a few of the bastards, Mr. Vasey got some too, then we high tailed it outta there.


There was one more bad guy zombie stalking the front door, (as though there is such a thing of a good guy zombie) trying to catch unassuming innocents coming or going, Mr. Vasey got him. Then we were about to get into our car, when we spied a Viper. I thought to myself "Why should I take my crappy car when I can take this car." Told my watch to unlock the door. I tried the handle and it opened.

I looked back and there was a zombie making his way towards us, I don't know maybe it was his car, but he was in no condition to be driving, so I got behind the wheel. Told my trusty watch to start the car, and the engine came to life. Then I pulled away.

I felt pretty good stealing the car since, I figured the owner would be, if they weren't already turned into a zombie, they would be soon.

Mr. Vasey and I then drove off into the sunset.

Then I must've rolled over and someone thought I was awake, cuz then there was the distinct smell of doggie breath....