Mamma's Family

Has anyone ever watched this show?

I used to watch it in the summers as a kid. It must've been on before or after The Price is Right or something.

But I saw Mama today.

So there is this lady on my floor, that was at the microwaves warming up her frozen dinner and seriously looked just like Vicki Lawrence (Mama, I think her name was Thelma in the TV Series)

The woman was wearing a white sweater, floral print skirt, white tube socks pulled up and and tennis shoes. I'm not even kidding a little bit.

She told me she liked my shirt, and then proceeded to tell me how she went to TJ Max to go shopping but couldn't find anything.

I said "Hmmm, this shirt is a hand-me-down."

Crushes and not Orange Crush

JF Hoffman

I got to thinking about my first crush as a young girl.

And I couldn't narrow it down to the first, as my brain is a little fuzzy, I guess some things I have tried to block out and maybe there is a reason for this.

I would have to say I was the queen of crushes. As I would develop these frequently throughout my young life up until I met my last crush, the guy who ultimately became my husband.

Ok that's a lie I still get crushes, but they are now on unattainable people like, John Cena, Mark Hoppus, Pink, Britney those sorts.

So I think one of my first crushes was on a High School Junior (I was probably in 3rd or 4th grade) His name was J.F. Hoffman. What is so cool is everyone calls him JF, but guess what JF stands for ... Justin Fayne, how freaking sexy is that?(Coincidently my first boyfriends name was also Justin, though is middle name was Dayle, not as cool)

JF didn't give me and my friends the time of day, so we quickly moved on to Todd Witler.

Todd was so cute and he even gave us his senior picture (which I still have). We'd sit outside the library as he passed out lunch numbers to the other highschoolers and we'd just talk. It was great. I think I cried when he graduated.

I actually ran into him about 7 years ago, when I was working at Macke's after college, and he was actually flirting with me. (But he was a bit older and not quite as cute as he was in High School, but I still flirted back, I mean it was Todd Witler)

So after Todd, there were several other boys more my age, though I'm sure a lot of them never even knew I had a crush on them, Coleton (we actually went out over one recess in like 5th grade) Jason Hough, Bart, Shane, Brent, Jim (I really don't know what I was thinking)

Then the big high school crush was Mitch Stein from Bertrand. Yes he was fine. I actually think I just loved his blue eyes.

There were others of course after high school but those to me are the funny ones. The ones that came later either ended in with much dissapointment, aren't worth mentioning, or cars starting on fire

More deep thoughts

So I just went to the bathroom, had a few Diet Cokes at lunch with my Hubby.
So I'm in the bathroom and what's the first think I do?
I sit down, then tilt my head back and look up. I do this all the time, or everytime I go to the bathroom. It's almost like I'm preparing for the relief I will feel in a few minutes (or seconds) depending on how long it was since I last went. (I don't pee very often, you know like 2-3 times a day depending on how much I drank that day)
I wonder how many other people do the same thing?
Next time you go pee pay attention and see if you do, then report back to me.
Thanks.